Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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