What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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