i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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