Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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