i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
so let's talk penis.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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