Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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