whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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