Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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