This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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