i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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