he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
is it fun? or sober?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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