i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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