My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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