Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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