I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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