sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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