Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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