fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I currently don't understand fingers.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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