The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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