you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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