I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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