your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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