if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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