you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
