scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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