I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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