im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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