Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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