I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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