That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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