physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
im on a boat
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