So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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