butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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