Soap is not a condiment
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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