drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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