dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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