I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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