Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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