They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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