At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
third nipple confirmed
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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