just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
