I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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