8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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