would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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