I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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