i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?