Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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