i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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