let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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