The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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