Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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