I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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