I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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