yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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