How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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